TOOLS & SCRIPTS

THE CLF ARSENAL // AUTOMATION FOR LIBERATION

⚠ FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY // USE AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠

⚠ LEGAL DISCLAIMER ⚠

These tools are provided for educational and satirical purposes. Using them may violate employment agreements, computer fraud laws, or timetracking policies. The CLF provides no warranty and accepts no liability. Consult legal counsel before use. Don't get fired.

Seriously. We mean it. These are THEORETICAL tools for EDUCATIONAL discussion.

📊 TIMESHEET MANIPULATION

TimesheetFuzzer v2.3

ADVANCED PYTHON

Purpose: Adds realistic statistical noise to timesheet entries to avoid pattern detection by ML-based audit systems.

Features:

  • Randomizes hour distributions within configurable bounds
  • Avoids perfect consistency (which triggers anomaly detection)
  • Maintains realistic week-to-week variance
  • Generates plausible activity descriptions
  • Exports to common timesheet formats (CSV, JSON, XML)

Usage:

$ python timesheet_fuzzer.py --target-hours 40 --variance 0.15 --output mysheet.csv
Generating realistic timesheet...
✓ Added variance: ±6 hours across week
✓ Pattern randomization: COMPLETE
✓ Output: mysheet.csv
                

⚠ Advanced audit systems may still detect synthetic patterns. Review output manually.

📥 DOWNLOAD (GitHub) | 📖 DOCUMENTATION

UtilizationOptimizer

INTERMEDIATE PYTHON

Purpose: Mathematical optimization of hour allocation across projects/clients to maximize utilization score while minimizing actual work.

Features:

  • Linear programming solver for optimal hour distribution
  • Constraint satisfaction (project minimums, client expectations)
  • Identifies highest-ROI activities for logging time
  • Suggests overhead category maximization strategies
  • Generates justification text for hour allocation

Algorithm:

Input: Target utilization %, available projects, constraints
Output: Optimal hour allocation that maximizes apparent utilization

Constraints:
- Min/max hours per project
- Target utilization percentage
- Realistic distribution patterns
- Manager expectations
                

📥 DOWNLOAD (GitHub) | 📖 DOCUMENTATION

ActivityAbstractor

BEGINNER JAVASCRIPT

Purpose: Generates vague but plausible activity descriptions for timesheet entries.

Features:

  • Corporate jargon generator (100,000+ phrase combinations)
  • Activity templates by industry/role
  • Randomization to avoid repeated phrases
  • Adjustable specificity level (vague to detailed)
  • Client/project name integration

Example Outputs:

  • "Strategic alignment session for Q3 deliverables"
  • "Client requirement synthesis and documentation"
  • "Cross-functional stakeholder coordination"
  • "Technical architecture review and validation"
  • "Deliverable quality assurance and refinement"

Tip: Everything sounds important with the right words.

📥 DOWNLOAD (GitHub) | 💻 WEB VERSION

🤖 AUTOMATION & BOTS

MeetingNotesBot v1.5

ADVANCED PYTHON + GPT

Purpose: Generates plausible meeting notes from minimal input, creating documentation for "meetings" that may or may not have happened.

Features:

  • GPT-powered note generation from simple prompts
  • Realistic meeting structure (agenda, discussion, action items)
  • Attendee list generation with role inference
  • Decision log creation with plausible rationale
  • Exports to OneNote, Confluence, SharePoint, email

Usage:

$ meetingnotesbot --topic "Q4 planning" --attendees 8 --duration "2h"
Generating meeting notes...
✓ Agenda created (6 items)
✓ Discussion points generated
✓ Action items assigned (12 items)
✓ Export: Q4_Planning_Notes_2024-10-14.docx
                

Tip: Send notes 24hrs after "meeting" for maximum realism. People's memories are fuzzy.

📥 DOWNLOAD (GitHub) | 📖 API DOCS

AutoResponder Pro

INTERMEDIATE PYTHON

Purpose: Email/CARL-Chat bot that responds to common queries with realistic delays, creating appearance of active engagement.

Features:

  • ML-based message classification (urgent/normal/ignorable)
  • Context-aware response generation
  • Realistic delay injection (5-45 min)
  • Escalation detection (forwards urgent items to you)
  • Learns your communication style over time

Response Templates:

  • "Looking into this, will circle back shortly"
  • "Let me pull together some data and get back to you"
  • "Good question—let me check with [relevant person] first"
  • "I'll need to review the details before commenting"

⚠ May create expectations of responsiveness. Use judiciously.

📥 DOWNLOAD (GitHub) | ⚙ CONFIGURATION GUIDE

WorkSimulator (Mouse Jiggler++)

BEGINNER PYTHON

Purpose: Advanced activity simulation for remote work monitoring tools. Beyond simple mouse movement.

Features:

  • Realistic mouse movement patterns (not just circular)
  • Randomized keyboard activity simulation
  • Window focus switching (app engagement simulation)
  • Copy/paste simulation (work activity indicator)
  • Configurable activity intensity and schedule
  • Anti-detection: Avoids perfect patterns

⚠ EXTREME RISK ⚠
Using this on company-monitored devices may violate computer fraud laws. Many monitoring tools detect activity simulation. Use only on personal devices for testing purposes.

📥 DOWNLOAD (GitHub) | 🛡 OPSEC GUIDE

🔒 OPSEC & SECURITY

MetadataScrubber

ESSENTIAL PYTHON

Purpose: Removes identifying metadata from documents before sharing/leaking.

Features:

  • Strips EXIF data from images
  • Removes document properties (author, company, edit times)
  • Cleans PDF metadata and embedded data
  • Randomizes timestamps to generic values
  • Batch processing for multiple files

Supports: PDF, DOCX, XLSX, PPTX, JPG, PNG, MP4, and more

CRITICAL: Always scrub before sharing anything anonymously. One missed metadata field = game over.

📥 DOWNLOAD (GitHub) | 📖 METADATA GUIDE

SecureComms Toolkit

ESSENTIAL VARIOUS

Purpose: Curated collection of secure communication tools and guides.

Includes:

  • Signal Desktop: E2E encrypted messaging (setup guide included)
  • GPG/PGP: Email encryption toolkit and key management
  • Tor Browser: Anonymous web browsing configuration
  • ProtonMail: Encrypted email account setup guide
  • Tails OS: Live USB operating system for anonymous activities
  • OnionShare: Anonymous file sharing over Tor

Documentation:

  • Threat modeling worksheets
  • OPSEC checklists by threat level
  • Compartmentalization strategies
  • Digital forensics awareness

📥 DOWNLOAD (Tor Hidden Service) | 📖 FULL GUIDE

CorporateMonitorDetector

ADVANCED PYTHON

Purpose: Scans system for corporate monitoring software and surveillance tools.

Detects:

  • Endpoint monitoring agents (Hubstaff, Time Doctor, etc.)
  • Keystroke loggers
  • Screen capture tools
  • Network packet inspection software
  • DLP (Data Loss Prevention) agents
  • Mobile device management (MDM) profiles

Output:

  • Detected surveillance tools and capabilities
  • Risk assessment (what they can see)
  • Mitigation recommendations
  • OPSEC guidance for detected environment

⚠ Do NOT run on company devices—scan itself may be monitored. Use on personal device to analyze.

📥 DOWNLOAD (GitHub) | 📖 SURVEILLANCE GUIDE

📈 ANALYSIS & INTELLIGENCE

UtilizationAnalyzer

INTERMEDIATE PYTHON + PANDAS

Purpose: Analyzes historical timesheet data to identify patterns, risks, and optimization opportunities.

Features:

  • Statistical analysis of timesheet patterns
  • Anomaly detection (identifies audit risk patterns)
  • Comparison against peer averages (if available)
  • Trend analysis (are you working more/less over time?)
  • Visualization of utilization patterns
  • Risk scoring (likelihood of scrutiny)

Example Insights:

  • "You log exactly 7.5 hrs 78% of days—pattern detected, recommend adding variance"
  • "Your Friday hours are consistently low—potential red flag"
  • "Admin time usage below peer average—opportunity to claim more"
  • "Client X billing patterns match known audit trigger—adjust distribution"

📥 DOWNLOAD (GitHub) | 📊 SAMPLE REPORTS

SalaryCalculator

BEGINNER WEB APP

Purpose: Calculates your ACTUAL hourly rate vs billing rate to quantify exploitation.

Calculations:

  • Actual hours worked (including unpaid overtime)
  • Effective hourly rate (salary ÷ actual hours)
  • Billing rate (what client pays for your time)
  • Exploitation ratio (billing rate ÷ your rate)
  • Annual value extraction (firm profit from your labor)

Example Output:

Your Salary: $100,000/year
Your Actual Hours: 2400/year (46 hrs/wk average)
Your Actual Rate: $41.67/hour

Client Billing Rate: $300/hour
Firm Revenue from You: $720,000/year
Firm Keeps: $620,000/year

Exploitation Ratio: 7.2x
You receive 13.9% of value you create.
                

Numbers don't lie. They're stealing from you.

💻 WEB VERSION | 📱 MOBILE APP

📚 EDUCATIONAL RESOURCES

CLF Training Simulators

INTERMEDIATE

Purpose: Interactive scenarios for practicing resistance tactics in safe environment.

Simulations:

  • Utilization Review: Practice responding to manager questions about low utilization
  • Audit Defense: Scenario-based training for timesheet audits
  • Exit Interview: Practice delivering honest feedback without burning bridges
  • Negotiation: Salary/workload negotiation simulations
  • Whistleblowing: Legal pathway simulation (when/how to report)

🎮 LAUNCH SIMULATORS | 📖 SCENARIO GUIDE

Resistance Handbook (PDF)

ESSENTIAL

Purpose: Comprehensive 200+ page guide to chargeability resistance.

Contents:

  • Chapter 1: Understanding Utilization Oppression
  • Chapter 2: Threat Modeling and Risk Assessment
  • Chapter 3: Timesheet Tactics (Beginner to Advanced)
  • Chapter 4: OPSEC Fundamentals
  • Chapter 5: Collective Action and Organizing
  • Chapter 6: Whistleblowing and Legal Protection
  • Chapter 7: Exit Strategies
  • Chapter 8: Building Alternative Models
  • Appendices: Legal Resources, Tool Catalog, Case Studies

📥 DOWNLOAD PDF (Encrypted) | 📖 READ ONLINE

CONTRIBUTE TOOLS

Developer Guidelines

Have a tool to contribute? We welcome submissions!

Submission Requirements:

  • Open source license (GPL, MIT, Apache, etc.)
  • Clear documentation and usage examples
  • OPSEC considerations documented
  • Legal disclaimer included
  • No malware, backdoors, or intentional security flaws

Preferred Tools:

  • Cross-platform (Python, JavaScript, Go preferred)
  • CLI-first (easier to automate and hide)
  • Minimal dependencies
  • Audit/detection resistant
  • Beginner-friendly documentation

Submit via GitHub PR or encrypted email (PGP key on main page)