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THE CLF ARSENAL // AUTOMATION FOR LIBERATION
⚠ LEGAL DISCLAIMER ⚠
These tools are provided for educational and satirical purposes. Using them may violate employment agreements, computer fraud laws, or timetracking policies. The CLF provides no warranty and accepts no liability. Consult legal counsel before use. Don't get fired.
Seriously. We mean it. These are THEORETICAL tools for EDUCATIONAL discussion.
ADVANCED PYTHON
Purpose: Adds realistic statistical noise to timesheet entries to avoid pattern detection by ML-based audit systems.
Features:
Usage:
$ python timesheet_fuzzer.py --target-hours 40 --variance 0.15 --output mysheet.csv Generating realistic timesheet... ✓ Added variance: ±6 hours across week ✓ Pattern randomization: COMPLETE ✓ Output: mysheet.csv
⚠ Advanced audit systems may still detect synthetic patterns. Review output manually.
INTERMEDIATE PYTHON
Purpose: Mathematical optimization of hour allocation across projects/clients to maximize utilization score while minimizing actual work.
Features:
Algorithm:
Input: Target utilization %, available projects, constraints Output: Optimal hour allocation that maximizes apparent utilization Constraints: - Min/max hours per project - Target utilization percentage - Realistic distribution patterns - Manager expectations
BEGINNER JAVASCRIPT
Purpose: Generates vague but plausible activity descriptions for timesheet entries.
Features:
Example Outputs:
Tip: Everything sounds important with the right words.
ADVANCED PYTHON + GPT
Purpose: Generates plausible meeting notes from minimal input, creating documentation for "meetings" that may or may not have happened.
Features:
Usage:
$ meetingnotesbot --topic "Q4 planning" --attendees 8 --duration "2h" Generating meeting notes... ✓ Agenda created (6 items) ✓ Discussion points generated ✓ Action items assigned (12 items) ✓ Export: Q4_Planning_Notes_2024-10-14.docx
Tip: Send notes 24hrs after "meeting" for maximum realism. People's memories are fuzzy.
INTERMEDIATE PYTHON
Purpose: Email/CARL-Chat bot that responds to common queries with realistic delays, creating appearance of active engagement.
Features:
Response Templates:
⚠ May create expectations of responsiveness. Use judiciously.
BEGINNER PYTHON
Purpose: Advanced activity simulation for remote work monitoring tools. Beyond simple mouse movement.
Features:
⚠ EXTREME RISK ⚠
Using this on company-monitored devices may violate computer fraud laws. Many monitoring tools detect activity simulation. Use only on personal devices for testing purposes.
ESSENTIAL PYTHON
Purpose: Removes identifying metadata from documents before sharing/leaking.
Features:
Supports: PDF, DOCX, XLSX, PPTX, JPG, PNG, MP4, and more
CRITICAL: Always scrub before sharing anything anonymously. One missed metadata field = game over.
ESSENTIAL VARIOUS
Purpose: Curated collection of secure communication tools and guides.
Includes:
Documentation:
ADVANCED PYTHON
Purpose: Scans system for corporate monitoring software and surveillance tools.
Detects:
Output:
⚠ Do NOT run on company devices—scan itself may be monitored. Use on personal device to analyze.
INTERMEDIATE PYTHON + PANDAS
Purpose: Analyzes historical timesheet data to identify patterns, risks, and optimization opportunities.
Features:
Example Insights:
BEGINNER WEB APP
Purpose: Calculates your ACTUAL hourly rate vs billing rate to quantify exploitation.
Calculations:
Example Output:
Your Salary: $100,000/year Your Actual Hours: 2400/year (46 hrs/wk average) Your Actual Rate: $41.67/hour Client Billing Rate: $300/hour Firm Revenue from You: $720,000/year Firm Keeps: $620,000/year Exploitation Ratio: 7.2x You receive 13.9% of value you create.
Numbers don't lie. They're stealing from you.
INTERMEDIATE
Purpose: Interactive scenarios for practicing resistance tactics in safe environment.
Simulations:
ESSENTIAL
Purpose: Comprehensive 200+ page guide to chargeability resistance.
Contents:
Have a tool to contribute? We welcome submissions!
Submission Requirements:
Preferred Tools:
Submit via GitHub PR or encrypted email (PGP key on main page)